Introductions...

This morning my pinky toe asked me what i was doing wasting my life

"Why i don't know pinky toe! I say, you've been intolerant of my lack of action lately. Why have you stuck with me for so long?"

So my pinky toe collected its things and left......You'd probably think i was lacking. But i see it as a gain.

I now have a conversation starter at parties..... i must remember to wear strappy shoes.

As an act of defiance......I'll prove it to pinky toe that I'm in fact proactive. There was a rumour spreading about me. Either i was in rent or i need rent. Either is a fabrication.

Oh, I'm sorry.....my pinky toe was considerate enough to give directions of care to my stomach.....I must eat.

I welcome you to my psyche.....enjoy your stay